Frostbite the OhSNoes Man.
Was a freaked out, stone faced soul.
He hated cold, and he hated snow,
Despite his body’s make…Oh sNOES!

There must have been some trauma,
In that blizzard Yesterday.
For whenever children came to play,
He would scream “Oh Noes! GET AWAY!”

Frostbite the OhSNoes Man
Seems afraid of chilly days.
He stood in a field of snow
And no one knows
How he can live his life this way.

Frostbite the OhSNoes Man
Thought the sun was A-OK.
He figured heat was cool
Oh what a fool!
He’s going to bask ‘till Groundhog’s Day!

Oh! Frostbite, did not know
That the rodent slept through that day.
Having seen no shadow
There’ll be no more snow
As it all starts to melt away.

Frostbite didn’t seem to mind
As his snowfield melted away.
He figured; “Well this sure is nice,
Better than any cold snowy day!”

Frostbite, the OhSNoes man
Forgot that he too was made of snow.
As the sun warmed the air
He was unaware
That his fate was sealed...and so…

Drippity, drip drip
Drippity, drip drip
Look at Frostbite melt.
Drippity, drip drip
Drippity, drip drip
“Oh Noes! Please, someone HELP!”


Ok, so the song is cute but retarded.
The main piece is the emote. A friend of mine showed me his friend *ohnoesplz and I guess I decided to join the OhNoes Fandom Revolution.
And just in time for the holidays! ^_^

Inspiration:
The one to blame:

Special thanks to the Originator of Ohnoes Emote ([link]):